The Gravity Falls Song Contest is a crossover between Gravity Falls and the Eurovision Song Contest. If you are a fan of these two, then you're gonna love this fanfic! Enjoy! (NOTE: This happened after the events of Scary-Oke)
- Dipper Pines
- Mabel Pines
- Stan Pines
- Soos Ramirez
- Wendy Corduroy
- Pacifica Northwest
- Ellen DeGeneres as the host of the contest
- Taylor Swift as the co-host of the contest
- Madonna as another co-host of the contest
- Jennifer Aniston as the host of the green room
The (other) contestants:
- Conchita Wurst
- Andrea Bocelli
- Ariana Grande
- Red Velvet
- Sam Tsui
- Christina Grimmie
- The Weeknd
- Alden Richards
- Maine Mendoza
- Troye Sivan
- Natalie Bassingtwaighte
- Claudia Leitte
- Felix "PewDiePie" Kjellberg
- Mirjam Weichselbraun
- Wally Bayola
- Ragnhildur Steinunn Jónsdóttir
- Cheryl Hickey
- Yuki Furukawa
- Kim Soo-hyun
- Ronan Keating
- Mariand Castrejon
- Dan Howell
- Phil Lester
- Getter Jaani
- Paradise Oskar
- Maureen Louys
- Paris Hilton
- Shandra Jimenez
- Preston Northwest
- Priscilla Northwest
- Candy Chiu
- Pacifica's group of friends
- Loreen (Lily Kjellstrom)
- Grace Helbig
- Gale Forrester
- Victoria Dawson
- Emma Francois
- Lisa Morgan
- Kyle Everts
Part 1: The Birth of the ContestEdit
While Dipper, Mabel, and Grunkle Stan are defeating the zombies in their "Mystery Shack Is Back" party, a party-goer recorded their performance while hiding from the zombies and uploaded it, and it became viral on the internet, not just in Gravity Falls, but around the United States. It gone so viral, Pacifica Northwest's popularity is under threat. Pacifica saw the video, which already got a million views, and after she saw the views and the positive comments, she became so mad at Mabel. Sure they've defeated the zombies, but after some random guy uploaded a video of it on the internet and became viral, she is like "Oh hell no!" as she thought that the video is a threat to her popularity. "I will take her out for sure!" she said to herself, while in her room. "She might have got the most popular video in America, but she will see who is the popular girl in the whole world! I'll show her, I'll show them all! Ha! Ha! Ha!" So she asked her parents to organize a worldwide music show to prove that Pacifica is the popular one, not Mabel. And that was the birth of the Gravity Falls Song Contest.
Part 2: The Love Patrol Alpha on entering the showEdit
"Breaking News: Pacifica Northwest announced the Gravity Falls Song Contest. The event was organized by the Northwest family and is set to happen on May 23rd at the Gravity Falls Arena. Pacifica stated that 40 countries from all around the world will participate in the contest, including herself, who will represent the United States in the contest" Shandra Jimenez broke the news to the whole Gravity Falls townsfolk. Mabel heard the news and she wants to join her made-up band, "The Love Patrol Alpha" in the contest. So, after she heard the news while in a sleepover party at Candy's house, she quickly ran to the Mystery Shack. Dipper, Grunkle Stan, Soos, and Wendy were watching Pony Heist on TV, when Mabel ran into them and broke the news to them. At first, Dipper and Grunkle Stan didn't agree on joining the contest, so as Soos and Wendy, which made Mabel so sad. Then after a few minutes, a letter came up to the Mystery Shack's front door. Mabel picked it up and it was revealed that it was a letter from Pacifica. She then quickly showed it to the people in the living room, it reads:
I saw your performance on YouTube. You know, the one where you defeated those zombies with your song. And you know what, I was like, "What the hell?" This song went viral across the country, and to think that I've told you already that you are too silly for anything. And because of that, I was so jealous of you. Your performance, your viral video, everything that made you famous right now. You might be the most famous child in America right now, but you'll see who's famous around the world, and because of that, I would like you to join the Gravity Falls Song Contest. You've bit the big monster, and now the big monster is going to bite you back! Let's see who's famous now! See you on the stage, dork!
P.S. If you don't join, I will humiliate you on worldwide TV! Mwah! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
After the gang have read the letter, they have changed their mind in not joining the contest. They want to support Mabel, no matter what, especially when she's in a battle against Pacifica. And so, they've entered the contest as the Love Patrol Alpha.
After the whole townfolk heard that the viral band is entering the Gravity Falls Song Contest, messages of support to the band began flooding on social media. The band began practicing for the show. They've decided to sing a mashup of "Heroes" by Måns Zelmerlöw and the song that made them famous, "Taking Over Midnight". After the band has practiced and took a break, Mabel began to sit down in the sofa, thinking, nervous in winning the contest. "Ughhh!" Mabel moaned. "What's wrong, Mabel?" Dipper asked. "Nothing" Mabel answered. "Are you sure?" Dipper asked again. "Yeah" Mabel said. "Are you nervous in winning the contest?" Dipper asked once more. "Yeah, I'm so scared that Pacifica will cheat, just like the last time she challenged me." Mabel answered. "Mabel, it's okay. Just think positive that we will win. Thinking positive can always help in winning something. And besides, we've practiced well and I know that we will win this thing. Now, are you gonna sit there and do nothing, or stand up and keep on making our performance the most amazing one the audience has ever seen?" Dipper said, which made Mabel stand up and say "Let's do this thing." And after Wendy's signal that it's practice time, the twins went to the backyard and continued practicing.
Meanwhile at the Northwest manor, Pacifica is texting, procrastinating while there is still time to practice. "Aren't you gonna practice your singing, Pacifica?" Mrs. Northwest said. "Yeah Pacifica, aren't you scared that Mabel will win this contest?" one of her friends said. "I'll practice later, and besides, I have a bright idea on winning the contest." Pacifica said. "That's our girl, Pacifica" her parents said in unison, while her friends just laughed.
Part 3: The ContestEdit
70,000 people from all around the world have gathered to the Gravity Falls Arena (which looks a lot like a mashup of the MetLife Stadium in New Jersey, the Wembley Stadium in London, UK, and the Allianz Arena in Munich, Germany) for the grand finals of the Gravity Falls Song Contest. 20 countries have participated the contest, including Pacifica and The Love Patrol Alpha. 11 countries were eliminated in the first semi-finals, namely Japan, Netherlands, Sweden, Belgium, Finland, Estonia, Iceland, Ireland, Canada, Mexico and Brazil, while Canada and Ireland were qualified for the finals after they have succeeded in the second-semi-finals. Both Pacifica and Mabel have passed the third semi-finals of the contest, for countries with multiple participants. The rules of this contest is different from the actual Eurovision Song Contest. Instead of making a new song, artists can sing their own cover of famous song, even their famous creations. There is no time limit in the contest, but the organizers have adviced the performers to not make their act too long. The finalists of the contest are as follows:
|01||United States||English||Pacifica Northwest||"Problem/Always Means Forever"||Ariana Grande with Iggy Azalea/original song|
|02||United Kingdom||English||Adele||"Skyfall/Hello"||-original songs-|
|03||Austria||English||Conchita Wurst||"Rise Like A Phoenix"||-original song-|
|04||Italy||English, Italian||Andrea Bocelli & Ariana Grande||
"Brucia la Terra" (Bocelli)
"E Piu Ti Penso" (Bocelli and Grande)
|05||South Korea||Korean, English||Red Velvet||"Ice Cream Cake"||-original song-|
|06||Hong Kong||English||Sam Tsui & Christina Grimmie||"Just A Dream"||Nelly|
|07||Canada||English||The Weeknd||"Can't Feel My Face/The Hills"||-original song-|
|09||Philippines||English||Alden Richards & Maine Mendoza||
"Thinking Out Loud" (Mendoza)
"God Gave Me You" (Richards)
"Wish I May" (Richards and Mendoza)
|Ed Sheeran/Bryan White/original song|
|10||Australia||English||Troye Sivan||"Wild"||-original song-|
|11||United States||English||Love Patrol Alpha||"Heroes/Taking Over Midnight"||Måns Zelmerlöw/original song|
|01||United States||English||Pacifica Northwest||"Problem/Always Means Forever"||Ariana Grande with Iggy Azalea/original song|
|03||English||Joey Graceffa||"Don't Wait"||-original song-|
|04||English||Love Patrol Alpha||Heroes/Taking Over Midnight"||Mans Zelmerlow/original songs|
|05||English||Drake||"Hotline Bling"||-original song-|
|06||English||PTAF||"Boss A$$ Bitch"||-original song-|
|07||English||Wiz Khalifa & Charlie Puth||"See You Again"||-original song-|
|08||English||Fifth Harmony & Kid Ink||"Worth It"||-original song-|
|09||English||Britney Spears & Iggy Azalea||"Pretty Girls"||-original song-|
|10||Philippines||Filipino||Vice Ganda||"Wag Kang Pabebe"||-original song-|
|11||Australia||English||Sia||"Elastic Heart"||-original song-|
|12||Canada||English||Justin Bieber||"What Do You Mean?"||-original song-|
|13||South Korea||English||BIGBANG||"Fantastic Baby"||-original song-|
|01||Japan||Japanese||Babymetal||"Ijime, Dame, Zettai"||-original song-|
|02||Canada||English||The Weeknd||"Can't Feel My Face/The Hills"||-original song-|
|03||Netherlands||English||Martin Garrix||"Animals"||-original song-|
|04||Sweden||English||Loreen||"Euphoria/I'm In It With You"||-original songs-|
|05||Finland||English||Europe||"The Final Countdown"||-original song-|
|06||Belgium||English||Loïc Nottet||"Counting Stars/Rhytym Inside"||OneRepublic/original song|
|08||Estonia||English||Elina Born & Stig Rästa||"Goodbye to Yesterday"||-original song-|
|09||Iceland||English||Greta Salóme & Jónsi||"Never Forget"||-original song-|
|10||Mexico||English, Spanish||Ha*Ash||"Firework/Lo Aprendi de Ti"||Katy Perry/original song|
|11||Brazil||English, Portuguese||Shakira & Carlinhos Brown||"La La La (Brazil 2014)"||-original song-|
|01||Japan||Japanese||Babymetal||"Ijime, Dame, Zettai"||-original song-|
|02||Canada||English||The Weeknd||"Can't Feel My Face/The Hills"||-original song-|
|03||South Korea||Korean, English||Red Velvet||"Ice Cream Cake"||-original song-|
|04||Hong Kong||English||Sam Tsui & Christina Grimmie||"Just A Dream"||Nelly|
|05||Netherlands||English||Martin Garrix||"Animals"||-original song-|
|06||Sweden||English||Loreen||"Euphoria/I'm In It With You"||-original songs-|
|07||Italy||English, Italian||Andrea Bocelli & Ariana Grande||
"Brucia la Terra" (Bocelli)
"E Piu Ti Penso" (Bocelli and Grande)
|08||United Kingdom||English||Adele||"Skyfall/Hello"||-original songs-|
|09||Finland||English||Europe||"The Final Countdown"||-original song-|
|10||Australia||English||Troye Sivan||"Wild"||-original song-|
|11||Belgium||English||Loïc Nottet||"Counting Stars/Rhytym Inside"||OneRepublic/original song|
|13||Estonia||English||Elina Born & Stig Rästa||"Goodbye to Yesterday"||-original song-|
|14||Philippines||English||Alden Richards & Maine Mendoza||
"Thinking Out Loud" (Mendoza)
"God Gave Me You" (Richards)
"Wish I May" (Richards and Mendoza)
|Ed Sheeran/Bryan White/original song|
|15||Iceland||English||Greta Salóme & Jónsi||"Never Forget"||-original song-|
|16||Mexico||English, Spanish||Ha*Ash||"Firework/Lo Aprendi de Ti"||Katy Perry/original song|
|17||Brazil||English, Portuguese||Shakira & Carlinhos Brown||"La La La (Brazil 2014)"||-original song-|
As the presenters of the show, Ellen DeGeneres, Taylor Swift, and Madonna, are starting to open the show with a performance of a mashup of the songs, Wildest Dreams, Ghosttown and Bang Bang, Pacifica gets ready for her performance, while Mabel is still in the Mystery Shack, as she placed Mabel and her band the last performers of the night. After Ellen, Taylor and Madonna opened the show, Pacifica started her performance with her cover of Ariana Grande's "Problem." As the song's chorus came in, everyone cheered a bit for Pacifica's dance moves, while some just stood quiet, possibly waiting for Mabel's performance. Pacifca even got Ariana's high notes perfectly which made half of the people in the stadium cheer for her. After she sang "Problem", she started to sing her famous original song "Always Means Forever", which made some scream for excitement.
Meanwhile at the Mystery Shack...
Mabel, Dipper, and Stan are preparing to leave and pick up Soos and Wendy from their homes so that they could arrive early at the stadium so that they can rehearse while they are still waiting for their performance. The three packed all the things they need for their performance and they placed all their things in their car. While Stan is preparing the car, Dipper is grooming himself in the mirror when he heard Mabel sobbing and her head inside 'Sweatertown'. Dipper knew that Mabel is just nervous, so he went to Mabel and talked to her. Mabel told him that she is so nervous because she is performing in front of thousands of people from all over the world, waiting to be amazed by her performance. Dipper told her to stay calm and think the positive things people will see in their performance. He also told her to focus more on her performance than focusing to the reactions of the audience in the stadium. Before the two went to the car, where Stan is waiting, they went to kitchen to drink a few cups of water and taking deep breaths before they go to the stadium. After that, they went to Stan's car and went off to Soos and Wendy's place to pick them up. Then off they go to the Gravity Falls Arena.
Meanwhile back at the stadium...
Pacifica finished her performance with a big round of applause from half of the people in the stadium. Some people just booed at her as they can't wait for Mabel's perfomance that will top the contest. She didn't mind the boos and just went to her dressing room, so she can refresh herself and go to the green room, where she will be waiting for other performers to finish their performance. As she sat to the chair, the green room host, Jennifer Aniston, went to her and asked her questions about her performance and who will win in the contest. As Jennifer left, Pacifica called one of her bodyguards and she told him to "take care of Mabel and her band" and he and some of his fellow bodyguards left her, while some stayed for Pacifica's safety. As they leave, Adele started to perform her James Bond theme, Skyfall.
Meanwhile outside the stadium...
The car that has the entire band in it are just a few blocks away to the stadium when suddenly a rock fell into the windshield, which made the car stop for a bit, and a few smaller sheads of glass were thrown at the tires, which made them wonder who did these. Mabel then realized that it might be Pacifica, and the entire band was shocked that it could be true and Stan decided to wait for somebody to pull over for them so that they can arrive at the stadium early. Luckily, a cab just passed them and they offered them a ride to the stadium.
Meanwhile back at the stadium...
Adele just finished her performance in the stage and she went back to her dressing room. She performed her famous James Bond hit "Skyfall" along with her song, "Hello." Conchita Wurst was next so she stood to her seat and went to the stage so that she can start. Here's the summary of what happened after Adele's performance:
|Austria||Conchita Wurst||She performed her Eurovision 2014 winning song, "Rise Like A Phoenix." Many Europeans in the stadium cheered for her. So far, she became a fan favorite in the Gravity Falls Song Contest because her song is so powerful, it reminds them of James Bond and Duck-tective.|
|Italy||Andrea Bocelli & Ariana Grande||Andrea Bocelli first performed an Italian rendition of the song, "Speak Softly, Love" from the movie, The Godfather. Many Italians and a few non-Europeans cheered for him. Then, Ariana Grande performed her song, "Focus." Some of her fans cheered for her and some just stood quiet. Some even danced to the song. Then, Andrea Bocelli came back to the stage to sing the song, "E Piu Ti Penso" from Once Upon A Time In America. Ariana joined him a few minutes later with a slight wardrobe malfunction. But even there is a tiny bit of a wardrobe malfunction in their performance, some in the audience clapped and cheered for them.|
|South Korea||Red Velvet||They performed their hit single, "Ice Cream Cake." There are some K-Pop fans in the stadium so they cheered so loudly for them. Their performance was became part of the fan favorites because of their extraordinary performance which includes a lot of technical stuff like awesome backgrounds, lights, and out-of-this-world props.|
|Hong Kong||Sam Tsui and Christina Grimmie||They performed a cover of Nelly's "Just A Dream." Only a quarter half of people in the stadium cheered for them, because they want a YouTube personality to win this year's contest to promote YouTube's good advantages.|
|Canada||The Weeknd||He performed his hits, "Can't Feel My Face" and "The Hills." Only a few people cheered for him, mostly his fans. Some of the people in the audience just stood quiet and clapped for him instead.|
|Ireland||Jedward||They performed their Eurovision 2011 entry, "Lipstick." Everyone danced to the beat and cheered for them.|
|Philippines||Alden Richards & Maine Mendoza||First, Maine Mendoza, dressed as Cinderella, performed a cover of Ed Sheeran's "Thinking Out Loud". Some FIlipino fans of her cheered for her. Then, Alden Richards, dressed a Prince Charming, came and performed a cover of Bryan White's "God Gave Me You." Nearly a quarter half of the stadium's capacity started to cheer for his charms. Then Maine and Alden came together and performed a cover of Alden's own song, "Wish I May," which made almost the entire capacity of the stadium cheer and fangirl for them. After they have performed, they hugged on stage, which made the entire stadium cheer for them. So far, while Mabel is still not performing, they are the fan favorite of the contest, replacing the entries from Austria and Hong Kong, because of their romantic performance.|
As Alden and Maine go to their dressing rooms, the fans of both the Australian entrant, Troye Sivan and the second American entrant, the Love Patrol Alpha went crazy and screamed for them while waiting for them. While the screams continue, Pacifica's bodyguards came back to Pacifica, who is sitting in the green room with her family. One of them told her that they smashed the Pines' windshield with a large rock and threw large sheads of broken glass into the tires of their car, and he told her that there is no way Mabel and the Love Patrol Alpha will make it after Troye Sivan performed and they will have less time to rehease. Pacifica just made a bitch face when she heard the news. Once Mabel will not make it, she might be disqualified to the contest.
Meanwhile outside the stadium...
The cab that carries Mabel and the entire band luckily arrived to the stadium on time. They start to get their bags and rush to the stadium so that they can prepare fast, as they can hear the Australian entrant about to start singing. They arrived inside the stadium's artist entry.
Meanwhile inside the stadium...
The band has successfully arrived to their dressing room with plenty of spare time to prepare. They started to put on their costumes, their make-up, and the like. They even started to prepare the equipment they need for their performance. Pacifica overheard the ruckus they're making, which made her so nervous about what's going to happen in the contest, whether if Mabel is going to win this year or somebody else will. Mabel was done preparing herself for their performance and she called up Dipper so that he can help her calm down her nervousness. They took deep breaths, listen to calm music and they even called the whole band to huddle up.
After Troye Sivan performed his single, "Wild", the people inside the stadium are crazy excited for Mabel's performance. They chant "LOVE PATROL ALPHA" to show their excitement for her.
After they huddle, the went to the backstage to look at the people chanting for them. This made Mabel so nervous and she went to one of the seats in the bottom right corner of the green room (note: the green room is located behind the giant LED screen of the stage.) Surprisingly, Jennifer Aniston noticed her and her band and she went to them, telling them that they are next. Dipper told Jennifer that Mabel is undergoing some gigantic pressure after seeing the thousands of people in the stadium backstage. He also told her that she is scared that she might regret on what's going to happen that night. Jennifer then went to Mabel and talked to her for a bit, to avoid the fans to keep waiting for them for too long. She told her to just be calm and enjoy yourself performing. She also told her to stop regretting what's going to happen and just think positive that she will win. She even told her one of her famous quotes, "There are no regrets in life, just lessons." This made Mabel calm down for a bit and she stood up from her seat an she went to the backstage and she gets ready to face her screaming fans. The band then huddled again to pray for their performance to be the highlight of the night. Then, they started to go on stage and perform. First, they performed the winning song of Eurovision 2015, "Heroes" by Mans Zelmerlow. As the song's chorus came in, everyone danced, and cheered for them. This made Mabel so happy and she enjoyed herself performing in front of her thousands of fans. They waved their flags and danced to the beat. After they finished performing "Heroes", they start to perform their hit song, "Taking Over Midnight." This made the entire audience scream and shout throughout the session. Lasers start to flicker around the stadium and confetti burst in the stage as they have finished performing.
After they've performed, the band happily went backstage and they celebrated in their dressing room. As the Love Patrol Alpha are starting to party and prepare to go to their seat in the green room, Ellen, Taylor and Madonna opened the voting lines and introduced the interval act, which is Justin Bieber and a short performance by Taylor Swift. After the interval acts and a short video recap of the performances of the night, the three hosts announced the closing of the voting lines and started the giving of the points.
Part 4: The VotingEdit
The voting system of the Gravity Falls Song Contest is as follows: votes will be split into 50/50. 50% comes from the votes of the jury and the other 50% comes from the people who voted on their phones. Every country that participated, including those who didn't make it to the grand finals, give 10 points to their best song, 9 points for their second best song, 8 points for their third best, and down from 7 to 1 point. The performer with the highest number of points wins. If there is a tie, the performer with the highest number of votes from the audience wins.
After Ellen, Taylor, and Madonna explained the voting system, they handover to Jennifer who gave updates on what is happening at the green room at the moment. Pacifica felt so boastful that she will win because she has ways on winning, like always. Mabel, Dipper, Stan, Soos and Wendy are very excited to see the points. Pacifica gave a bitch look at Mabel and she went her attention to the screen as Ellen called Australia to give their points. To make it short, here's the full voting process on the contest: (Note: Just so you know, United States 1 is Pacifica and United States 2 is Mabel and the Love Patrol Alpha.)
|Sweden||Felix "PewDiePie" Kjellberg||
|Philippines||Wally Bayola (as Lola Nidora)||
|Iceland||Ragnhildur Steinunn Jónsdóttir||
|South Korea||Kim Soo-hyun||
|United Kingdom||Dan Howell & Phil Lester||
|United States||Paris Hilton||
|Gravity Falls Jury||Shandra Jimenez||
After gathering the votes from 20 countries worldwide, it is clear that United States 2 win! Which means, Mabel and the Love Patrol Alpha won the 1st Gravity Falls Song Contest. Almost all of the participating countries gave her a perfect score while some countries (Austria, Netherlands, Finland and Belgium) gave their perfect score to Pacifica and they gave no points to Mabel (except Austria, who gave 9 points to Mabel's band.) Some countries gave their perfect scores to the United Kingdom, Austria, Ireland and the Philippines.
When she heard the news that she won the contest, Mabel got up from her seat at the green room and she went down from the room and went to the stage, where she received her trophy with Ellen, Taylor and Madonna congratulating her. She was joined by her bandmates and her beloved friends as well, Candy and Grenda. "Thank you so much for the people who voted for me and my awesome band. We couldn't have done this without your support. This night is dedicated to everyone who believes in the future of peace, happiness and joy. You know who you are. We are unity, and we are one!" Mabel said while releasing tears of joy from her eyes. Everybody in the stadium clapped, cheered and screamed for her, including the other participating contestants back at the green room, as they accepted their defeat.
But that doesn't stop there, just as about Mabel is finishing her acceptance speech, Pacifica stole the mic from Jennifer Aniston and shouted "WHAAAATTTT??!!!", which made the entire stadium stop their cheering. Then she went down from her seat in the green room, went to the stage, stole the mic from Mabel and gave a disappointment speech to everyone who voted for Mabel. "WHAT!!!! YOU DILWEEDS!" she shouted to everyone. "You're a dilweed!" she said, pointing to Mabel and her band. "You're dilweed hosts!" she said, pointing to Ellen, Taylor, and Madonna. "You dilweed second placers!" she said, pointing to the Philippine representatives, Alden and Maine. "And all of you here are probably some random dilweeds I've ever met." she said, pointing to the audience. "All of you dilweeds here in the stadium are going to regret this and I will do everything in my power to make you dilweeds think that you shouldn't have voted for this, stupid, unexquisite band, who got famous because some random guy posted a stupid video online." she said angrily to the mic, and she marched back to her seat. The audience booed at Pacifica as she marched to her seat.
This made Mabel and everyone in the stage just stand and react, and so as the audience. Mabel was just shocked to Pacifica's words. She couldn't believe that she would call everybody a dilweed, including her. After a few minutes of shock, Mabel finished her speech by thanking everyone for their support and she love them. Then, she raised her trophy up in the air with Stan and Soos holding the check of $2,000,000. Taylor Swift gave Mabel a bouquet of flowers, and Dipper gave her a medal he made out of daisies. Everybody in the stage gathered for a group hug and of course, a group selfie with Mabel holding the camera, facing to the gigantic audience. Everybody in the stage scooched over to make sure they are in the selfie. Everybody started to smile to the camera and make wacky poses. "And there you have it, congratulations to the first ever winner of the Gravity Falls Song Contest, United States 2." Madonna said while Mabel and the entire gang are returning to their dressing room to prepare for Mabel's winning song performance. "Thank you so much for everybody in the world who have gathered here at the Gravity Falls Arena for this momentous event. The Gravity Falls Song Contest will live forever and we hope we see what's in store for next year." Ellen said. "Now, even though somebody made a remake of my experience at the 2009 VMAs, this night is still awesome, thanks to the efforts of our participants tonight, and also to everyone who is watching the show either here in the Gravity Falls Arena or at their homes." Taylor Swift said. "Now, the time has come for us to say the words that will top the night," Ellen said to both Taylor and Madonna. "Let's all say it together, shall we." Madonna requested. "Good evening, America, and have a nice day to everybody in the world!" Ellen, Taylor, and Madonna said in unison. "Have a rocking day to you all." Taylor said. "Be kind to one another." Ellen said. "See you all next year." Madonna said, as the three exit the stage to give way for Mabel's reprise act, as the winner of the first ever Gravity Falls Song Contest.
Everyone in the stadium clapped and cheered, including the other participants of the contest, well, except Pacifica of course, who has already left the stadium as she doesn't want to see Mabel or anybody after she lost. "WHAT THE FRICKING HELL! Seventh place? Those dilweeds are going to get it. Mabel's going to get it. Everyone in her band is going to get it. WHAT A F***ING BITCH SHE IS!!!" Pacifica said to one of her friends, who are waiting for her in the parking lot. "Don't worry Pacifica, you'll win next year." Pacifica's fuschia-haired friend said. "NO! This is one time that Mabel has defeated me in something. That f***ing bitch is going to feel my wrath." Pacifica said. "Get ready bitches, 'cause Mabel is going to take her daily dose of Pacifica's pure revenge." Pacifica continued.
Part 5: The Press ConferenceEdit
The Swedish representative of the contest, Loreen, who got eliminated in the first and second semi-finals, is just about to leave the stadium after partying with the other eliminated representatives, when she heard Pacifica talking to her friends. She heard that Pacifica has a plan to extract her revenge on Mabel, so she went back inside the stadium to warn Mabel about Pacifica.
As Loreen made it back inside the stadium, everybody is starting to leave as Mabel has finished performing her winning songs. Loreen rushed backstage and went to Mabel, who is currently interviewed by Toby Determined and a reporter fro KATU-TV in Portland. She tried to get closer to Mabel but camera people started to take pictures of Mabel and block Loreen's way. She couldn't reach Mabel because of the people on stage. So, she just left the stage and she tried reaching her in her dressing room. She saw Mabel and her entire entourage leave the stage after various media people interviewed and took pictures of her. Loreen then rushed to her in her dressing room. Mabel is currently preparing for a press conference to be held at the Gravity Falls Centennial Plaza, a luxury hotel which is located a few blocks near the stadium.
Loreen made it to the door to Mabel's dressing room. She tried getting in when two bodyguards show up and blocked her way. One of them told her that she can't see Mabel at the moment and she should try reaching her at the press conference, She told them that it's very important, but the two refused otherwise. So, she just left and walked towards the exit.
Mabel was just preparing for the press conference when Dipper came with her phone in his hand. He told her that an anonymous person has texted Mabel on her phone. It says, "YOU STUPID, TALENTLESS BITCH!!!" Mabel read the text and she wondered who would text her that message. Then she remembered that there is a hotel full of reporters and cameramen waiting for her, so, she quickly put on her make up and she fixed her hair and quickly went outside with her entourage.
She, Dipper, Stan, Wendy, and Soos went inside the car and went straight to the Gravity Falls Centennial Plaza. Loreen's car followed them. As the car stopped at the parking lot of the hotel, Mabel and everbody went out of the car and went to the entrance. Loreen followed them next at the parking lot. Luckily, she had a VIP pass and she got access to the entrance of the hotel. At the hotel's auditorium, Mabel was crowded by media, trying to get their mics to her. Loreen went to the back door of the auditorium, so no one can see her. "Please welcome, the winner of the 1st Gravity Falls Song Contest, the Love Patrol Alpha!" the head speaker of the conference, Grace Helbig, announced to the media. Mabel went up to the stand and sat to her seat at the middle of the table, with Candy at her left side, Grenda at her right, Dipper at her far left, Soos at her far right, Stan at her farther left and Wendy at her farther right. This was the seating chart of all of the different media organizations present in the press conference
|row||Press Conference Table|
|1||KGW-TV||KPTV||KOIN-TV||The Gravity Falls Gossiper||Gravity Falls TV||KATU-TV||Reuters|
|2||MSNBC||Fox News Radio||CBS Radio News||CNN||SiriusXM||ABC News Radio||USA Today|
|3||Variety||BuzzFeed||VICE News||Time||E! News||Huffington Post||The Guardian|
|4||AP||AP Radio||Entertainment Tonight/Extra||Access Hollywood||Hearst||Scripps||NPR|
|5||Washington Times||Dallas Morning News||The New York Times||Boston Globe||Wall Street Journal||Chicago Sun-Times||Tribune|
|6||DailyMail||Sky News||BBC News||ORF||Sky TG24||KBS||TVB|
|7||CTV News||RTE News||GMA Network||Network Ten||TV Tokyo||NOS||Dagens Nyheter/TV4|
|9||ZDF||CNN||SRG SSR||Al Jazeera||Yahoo! News||Agence France-Presse||France Televisions|
|10||TV 2||Tele-Quebec||Clevver News||HollywireTV||MTV News||KRCW-TV||KPDX-TV|
"Thank you so much for joining us tonight. The Love Patrol Alpha won the grand the finals of the 1st Gravity Falls Song Contest under United States 2 with 144 points. This is history as she is the first winner of the song contest that will last for generations. Now, you can finally ask questions to our winner." Grace said to the crowd of media. "Hello, I'm Gale Forrester from E! News in Los Angeles, and I would like to ask you, how does it feel like to win the 1st Gravity Falls Song Contest?" she asked Mabel. "Well, it was amazing being the first winner of the Gravity Falls Song Contest because I didn't really expect that I will win tonight. I really thought that it is either United States 1 or the Philippines. I also didn't expect so many people worldwide will vote for me." Mabel answered. "After this night, what are you planning to do with you growing career now?" Gale asked once again. "Well, at first, I really wanted to tour the entire United States when I win, but since so many people worldwide have supported me, I'm planning to tour the world soon." Mabel answered. "When and where do you want your tour to start?" Gale asked. "Well, I really wanted my tour to start either here in Gravity Falls or in my hometown in Piedmont, California, but I'm not really sure when I want to start my tour." Mabel answered. "That would be all, thank you so much for the interview, Ms. Pines." Gale said. "Thank you, too." Mabel said, then Gale Forrester sat to her seat.
Grace then calls for the next reporter,then another one stood and wanted to ask questions. "A blessed evening to you Ms. Pines. I'm Victoria Dawson from CTV News in Toronto, Canada. You said earlier that you have been planning to tour the world soon. Many of your Canadian fans are asking online if you would visit Canada soon." she asked. "Well, of course, I would love to visit Canada, especially Ontario because I really want to see the most romantic tourist attraction in the world, the Niagara Falls." Mabel answered. "Well, that's great news for us. But could you tell us an unofficial date when you will be touring the world?" Victoria asked. "Well, I really wanted to tour the world this winter but I'm not really sure what would my promoters would say." Mabel answered, while winking to Candy and Grenda, who she called them her 'promoters'. "That would be it, thank you very much for your time." Victoria said. "You're welcome, Ms. Dawson." Mabel said politely.
"Thank you for that Ms. Dawson, now who wants to ask Mabel some more questions?" Grace said, and someone with red hair raised her hand. "Hi, I'm Emma Francois from the Swiss Broadcasting Corporation in Switzerland, and before I begin, I would like to give this present to Mabel in behalf of the European Broadcasting Union in Geneva." She said while passing Mabel a box of Swiss Chocolates. "Well, thank you for the gift. I appreciate that." Mabel said to Emma. "Now on to my question, right before the show ended, somebody stole the mic from you and said horrible things to everyone in the stadium, including you. What can you say about that person?" Emma asked. "Well, I have known that person for quite sometime now. Her name is Pacifica Northwest and she is the most popular girl here in Gravity Falls. This summer has been like the movie, Mean Girls, to me. It's like this town is the school in that movie. I'm the new student, Cady Heron, my two besties Candy and Grenda are Janis and Damian, and Pacifica is the Regina George in the scene and her friends are the younger versions of Gretchen Wieners and Karen Smith, but, no Aaron Samuels, I'm sorry. But the point is, Pacifica is the most meanest girl in town. She always wants everything for herself. I think the reason why she did a remake of Kanye West's 2009 VMA controversy is because she went seventh place on the rankings and I think she went mad to me, my fellow bandmates, and the Philippine entrants, and she couldn't handle being seventh place because she is always on the top spot in everything. Partying, fashion, mini-golf, everything." Mabel answered. "Well, uh, thank you for your time, Ms. Pines, and congrats on your victory." Emma ended. "You're welcome." Mabel said to her.
Loreen went to one of the seats in the media row, and she tried talking to Mabel there. She dressed as a typical reporter, so no one would notice her. She heard everything Mabel said earlier about Pacifica. Then when Grace calls for another reporter, Loreen raised her hand, and acted as a typical reporter. "Hello, I'm Lily Kjellstrom from TV4 in Sweden. First of all, congrats on your victory tonight, and, uh, about what you said earlier, you said that Ms. Northwest is the most meanest and the most richest girl in this town?" Loreen (or Lily) asked her. "Well, she is, and she is the most richest because her great grandfather is the founder of this town, and her parents are as rich as f***." Mabel answered. "Yeah, I remember one night when Pacifica has beaten Mabel in a partying battle in her place, and Pacifica won that and I don't know if she cheated. She always wants everything." Candy Chiu responded. "Yeah, I used to sing like her before, until puberty came and my voice changed. She even compared by voice to a professional wrestler." Grenda added. "I mean, I don't know if she and her family is a fraud and faked the whole conspiracy of his grandfather being the founder of the town, but I don't know what she did about it. She always loves to make fun of Mabel all the time." Dipper added as well. "Okay, now, aren't you wondering if Pacifica might do something bad to you, you know, after you win against her?" Lily asked to Mabel. "Well, before I arrived here, while I was preparing, I received this message that says, you stupid talentless bitch. But, I don't know who texted it since I don't have this person in my contacts." Mabel answered. "Well, before I ask you another question, I have something to tell you." Lily said, while removing her disguise, revealing that it's Loreen. Everybody was shocked, including Mabel. "I'm not really Lily Kjellstrom, I'm Loreen Talhaoui. I participated in this contest, representing Sweden, but unfortunately, I didn't make it to the first and second semi-finals." Loreen said. Mabel was so shocked that it's really her. She and Dipper have always loved listening to Scandinavian pop songs. They heard about her after a news flashed to their TV, claiming that Loreen has won the 2012 Eurovision Song Contest. "Oh my gosh! I didn't reallty expect that it would be you. I didn't know you participated in this contest. I really love your work." Mabel said, shocked. "Why, thank you, you're so kind and even though that I didn't make it to the grand finals, and if I did made it to the finals, I would have been shaking hands with you. You really deserve to win because you have a kind heart." Loreen responded. "Awww. Why, thank you." Mabel said, while tears of joy came to her eyes. "Well, enough about that. Let me tell you the reason why I'm here. You see, I was in the grand finals earlier to party with my other fellow disqualified participants. I was getting ready to go back to my hotel, when I heard Pacifica talking to her friends about extracting her revenge on you. She was really mad about you winning the contest. But, I don't really know exactly what she would do to you. I tried reaching to you on stage, but you were too busy taking pictures with the media. I even tried going to your dressing room, but your bodyguards won't let me in. So, I went in here." Loreen explained. "So, you're saying that, Pacifica is planning to get her revenge on me soon. Oh my gosh, maybe she was the one who sent that threatening message." Mabel said. "Exactly. Well, I'm glad that I've helped you, but I have to go." Loreen said. "Why?" Mabel asked. "Because, my flight leaves tomorrow morning and I don't want to be late for my flight." Loreen answered. "Well, it's an honor meeting you, Ms. Loreen. Good luck on your flight." Mabel said. "It's an honor to meet you too. Anyways, congratulations for winning the 1st Gravity Falls Song Contest." Loreen said, as she leaves the press room.
Mabel is worried about what might Pacifica would plan for her. She asked Dipper on what they could do about it, but Dipper has to think about it. This made the media think and chatter for a bit. Then, another reporter has raised his hand. "Hello, I'm Lisa Morgan from Reuters, and I have a question for you. What would you do with your two million dollar cash prize?" She asked. "Well, I don't really know what to do with my prize money, at the moment. But, my great uncle has decided to safe keep the cash money until further notice. At first, I really want to use the money to either help the people in need or use them for my upcoming world tour, but we'll keep you all updated." Mabel answered. "Now, going back to that threat Pacifica Northwest has sent you. Have you ever thought anything on how you can stop her from extracting her revenge?" she asked again. "Well, no comment, please." Mabel said. "Well, thank you for your time, Ms. Pines." she thanked Mabel. "You're welcome." Mabel said, while Dipper is calling her. He whispered something to her. Then she called Grace, and whispered something to her, then Grace said, "Uh, our representative has some important errands to run, so, if there are no more questions, then, thank you for joining us tonight and we'll see you all very soon."
Everybody started to leave the conference room, wondering why Mabel ended the press conference and what they have whispered. Mabel and her entourage started to leave the hotel and back at the Mystery Shack. Then, a reporter came to her while she is about to approach the parking area. "Uh, Ms. Pines. Ms. Pines. One moment please." the reporter said. "Did you hear what she said earlier, no more questions!" Stan said to them, pushing him away from Mabel. "No, it's okay, Grunkle Stan." Mabel said to him. "Who are you?" Mabel asked. "I'm Kyle Everts from MSNBC." he said to her. "What do you want?" Mabel asked again. "See, during the press conference, when Loreen left the conference room, I followed her outside and asked her questions. She saw Pacifica while she was dressing up as Lisa Kjellstrom. She heard their plan there. Pacifica is planning to kidnap one of you after the press conference, in exchange for the trophy and the 2 million dollar check. I don't know exactly where did Loreen saw Pacifica talking, but she only heard them and just ran to the conference room." Kyle explained. "Then, why didn't she tell it while she is talking to Mabel?" Wendy asked. "She forgot to tell you. She called me outside the room and that's when I talked to her about it." Kyle said. "Then, we should probably leave right now. Pacifica might be here somewhere." Mabel said to everyone. "Yeah, Pacifica might be out here somewhere." Grenda said. "Wait, I just noticed something. Ever since we left the conference room, I haven't heard anything from Dipper." Candy said. "Yeah, me too. I didn't even noticed him when we were at the exit. I thought that he just went to the men's room. We've been out here for a few minutes max. I know boys pee fast, but Dipper should've been with us right now." Soos said. Then everyone started to panic, "DIPPER HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!" everybody screamed.
Part 6: The RescueEdit
(NOTE: This chapter contains some scenes that you might find very weird. STRONG PARENTAL GUIDANCE HAS BEEN ADVISED! BUT, IF YOU STAY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!)
Everyone was at the Mystery Shack, including Kyle and his cameraman in the MSNBC news van. Kyle's newscasting team interrupted the current news broadcast of MSNBC to deliver the breaking news. In Miami, Kate Snow and Brian Williams are interviewing Donald Trump when one of their producers talked to them in their earpieces and they said that there is a breaking news in Oregon. So, they interrupted their interview with Donald Trump to bring the breaking news. "Well, uh, we'll come back with Donald Trump in just a short while, as we have some breaking news in Oregon right now, that the brother of the winner of the 1st Gravity Falls Song Contest, Dipper Pines, has been kidnapped by Pacifica Northwest. We don't have any information about what's happening right now, as you can see from one of our cameras in Gravity Falls, people are starting to gather outside the home of Ms. Mabel Pines, whose band won the 1st Gravity Falls Song Contest with 144 points. As you can see, everyone is starting to worry about the condition of Mabel Pines' brother. And, uh, we now handover to Kyle Everts, who is our MSNBC reporter live in Gravity Falls, Oregon right now, Kyle, what can you tell us?" Brian Williams said on TV, with a live shot outside the Mystery Shack, where millions of Mabel's fans are starting to worry about Dipper. "Well, uh, Brian, we are here for the winner's press conference of the 1st Gravity Falls Song Contest, when we heard something that Dipper Pines, the brother of the lead vocalist of the champion band of the said contest, Mabel Pines, has been kidnapped by Pacifica Elise Northwest, the daughter of one of the most wealthiest families in this neighborhood. Some reports speculate that this might be the result of Ms. Northwest's jealousy for Ms. Pines' victory. That's all the information that I could bring you at the moment, but as you can see from our shot outside the home of Ms. Pines, people are starting to gather here, worried about Dipper's condition. Back to you in Miami." Kyle reported.
Inside the Mystery Shack, Mabel, Stan, Soos, Wendy, Candy and Grenda are all inside, safe. They are thinking of a plan to save Dipper from Pacifica's pure jealousy, when the phone rang. "Hello?" Mabel said nervously. "Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me." Pacifica said, impersonating Madison Montgomery from American Horror Story. "Pacifica, what have you done to Dipper?" Mabel shouted at her phone."Woah, easy there, stupid. Your brother is in safe hands. Don't worry, you'll see him again." Pacifica said, still in Madison's voice. "Really?" Mabel asked. "Well, maybe, but if don't bring me the trophy, the 2 million dollar check, and every reward you have received tonight, you might not see your brother again." Pacifica said. "Wait, are you going to kill my brother?" Mabel asked. "Oh, hell no. I don't kill people, unless they're evil. I'm just going to keep him here for as long as you bring me the ransom." Pacifica said, as she dropped the phone. "Is it legal for an old guy to murder a 12-year-old bitch?" Stan asked to Mabel. "No, Stan, but that gave me an idea to get Dipper back. But first we have to get rid of these people outside the Mystery Shack." Mabel said, while Candy and Grenda closed all the doors, windows and shades in the area. "Okay everyone, huddle up, here's the plan." Mabel said as everyone huddled up to hear Mabel's plan to save Dipper.
Meanwhile at the Northwest Manor, Dipper is held in chains in Pacifica's bedroom. Pacifica came back inside, dressed as Beyonce from her music video for Partition, after her conversation with Mabel. "You bitch. Better let me out or I'll tell them." Dipper shouted. "Tell them what? That I kidnapped you? They'll never believe you. No one does." Pacifica said. "You're right." Dipper sighed. "Well, while Mabel and her fancy entourage is on their way here to rescue you. Mind as well lay here with you." Pacifica said while she lays in Dipper's lap in her bed. "You know what, Mabel will take too long to find me, so..." Pacifica said, while she grabs Dipper's hand and vest. "Oh Dipper, did you know that I'm crazy for you. You're just so hot and sexy." Pacifica said to Dipper, while she slowly gets closer to Dipper's lips and takes off his vest. "Oh hell no, Pacifica! Don't you dare have sex with me! I don't even love you that much." Dipper said. "Oh, come on Dipper. I just can't wait any longer to see that hot body of yours. And beside, I should've thought of this ever since. This is a great idea of mine to take you away from that scumface -hobag Mabel and you to be mine for the rest of Mabel's eternity." Pacifica said in a cute baby voice. "Now come on Dipper. Kiss me and maybe, plant your pine tree in the Pacific Northwest." Pacifica said once again, but this time, holding Dipper's crotch. "No, I would never have sex with you. I shall not have sex with anyone. You are a bitch to Mabel and even that you have sexy feelings towards me, I shall not have sex with a person who makes my sister look like a miserable and insecure little bitch." Dipper shouted. "Well, I don't want to do this but..." Pacifica said while holding a frying pan and a handful of pills. She used to frying pan to make Dipper unconscious and placed the handful of pills on Dipper's mouth, raising his head to make him swallow them. Then, while Dipper lays unconscious on Pacifica's king-sized bed, Pacifica starts to strip down his clothes, until he is only in his shorts. Then she brings out her Beat Pill from one of her drawers and she grabbed her phone and started to play the song, Partition by Beyonce as she starts to make out with him, like what she wanted to.
While Pacifica is on her make-out session with an unconscious Dipper, Mabel is on her way to the Northwest Manor. The entire gang saw the shadow of Pacifica's overly-fancy house. Every light is on, except on one room, which is suspectedly, Pacifica's room, which is half-lit (because she is starting to have sex with an unconscious Dipper.) The car which has the entire gang in it, and another car, which has the MSNBC news crew, went up to the hill, leading to Pacifica's mansion. As they approach the gate, everybody, including Kyle Everts and the MSNBC news crew, went down to their cars and they have noticed that the gate is locked. Then they all start to think ways on how to open the gates. Then, Kyle saw a tree trunk, possibly cut down by the Northwests. They used it to smash the gates of the Northwest Manor. As they smashed the gates open, Kyle saw a writing on the tree trunk that has a heart carved in it and says, "P + D" Everyone started to wonder what that means, but Mabel said that there is no time for that, and they went inside the Northwest Manor.
They've looked for Pacifica's room in the very huge manor. There are a lot of rooms inside. Lots of them are dark and quiet. They opened every door in the house when Mabel heard music and moaning from somewhere. Candy and Grenda were disgusted with the sound. They thought that Pacifica might be bored and she might be either having sex with Dipper or she is just doing weird stuff with herself. Then she told everyone to follow the sound and they finall saw a half-lit room. "Dipper must be in here!" Mabel whispered, then they kicked the door open, revealing a half-naked Dipper making out with a half-naked Pacifica. "Eeewww! What the hell are you doing with Dipper?" Mabel asked to her with disgust in her face. "Well, I'm just bored. Anyway, where's my trophy? You want your Dipper back, give me my trophy!" Pacifica asked, while grabbing her robe. "I won it fair and square Pacifica. What's the big deal anyway?" Mabel asked. "That doesn't matter, now hand it to me!" Pacifica ordered. "Wait, why does Dipper have a bruise in his head? He looks like he's unconscious." Candy asked while taking pictures of a half-naked Dipper. "What? I have no idea what you're talking about." Pacifica said. "She's right. Dipper does have a bruise on his forehead. And he's got that weird smell." Grenda added. "Pacifica, are you having sex with my brother, while he's unconscious?" Mabel asked. "What? I would never have sex with this nerd." Pacifica said. "He's just asleep. He's just bored that you would be here for so long. So, he fell asleep." Pacifica lied. "Well, what's with the bruise on his head?" Mabel asked again. "I don't know. I just noticed it. I asked him where that came from, but he won't tell me." Pacifica lied again. "But that's not important right now. What's important is my trophy. Hand it to me now, or I'll do something nasty." Pacifica ordered to Mabel, as she hands over a fake trophy that she made out of cardboard and glitters. Then, Candy noticed that Dipper is starting to wake up. "What? Where am I? What am I doing here? And, why am I naked, covered with.....oh." Dipper asked while he noticed the white stuff on his body, making him remember everything. "Mabel? You're here!" Dipper said as he hugs Mabel, with the stuff still on his body, making Mabel's sweater covered with the white stuff. "Eeewww! What's this?" Mabel asked, noticing the white stuff on her sweater. "Pacifica might had sex with me while I'm still unconscious, and this white stuff on us must have been my ---" Dipper explained. "So, everyone was right. You are having sex with my brother while unconscious." Mabel shouted at Pacifica. "Okay, you got me! I am having sex with your brother while he's unconscious. But I only did that because I'm bored and Dipper is just so irresistable, so I hit him with a frying pan because he doesn't want to do it. And yes, the white stuff on your bodies is his. He's just too sexy to function. And, I swear I didn't put his **** in my *****, just so you know." Pacifica explained. This gave Mabel an idea to save Dipper and get out of the manor. "So, tell me Pacifica. Since you had sex with Dipper, do you love him?" Mabel asked. "Well, I don't want to lie but..." Pacifica was about to finish her statement when Candy started to slap Pacifica and shout at her. "어떻게 당신이 내 국자 섹스를 감히. 그는 좋아, 내거야! 당신은 내 말 듣고 있나요? 그는 내 꺼야 !!!!! (eotteohge dangsin-i nae gugja segseuleul gamhi . geuneun joh-a, naegeoya ! dangsin-eun nae mal deudgo issnayo? geuneun nae kkeoya!!!!!)" Candy shouted in Korean, so no one could notice her deep affections towards Dipper. Luckily, no one can understand Korean, so no one knew what she is saying. "Yeah! Go get her, Candy!" Grenda shouted as Candy starts to punch Pacifica. Then, Mabel grabbed Dipper and everyone started to leave as Candy had it with Pacifica. Pacifica was left alone with scars on her face. Luckily, Candy didn't hit her on her private parts. Then she started to grab the trophy Mabel gave to her. Then as she opens the light, she noticed that it was just a trophy made of cardboard and glitters. She knew that the trophy was made of glass, so she shouted "MABEL! YOU BITCH!!!" with a fake trophy on her drawer table.
Part 7: The Return of Dipper PinesEdit
Everybody made it out of the Northwest Manor safely. No one was hurt. Everybody got on their cars and start to drive down the hill, where people are waiting for them for Dipper's safe return. As everybody had successfully made it down the hill, people cheered for them, clapped, and followed the motorcade to the Mystery Shack. Reporters from the earlier press conference waited outside the Mystery Shack after they have heard the news the Dipper has been kidnapped. As the cars made it to the Mystery Shack, people started to block the car doors and the entire gang cannot get out of the car, but luckily, policemen start to control the ongoing stampede so that Mabel and everybody can get out of the car and get into the Mystery Shack safely. Then, the media who waited for Mabel start to get into the stampede so that they could talk to Mabel, but the policemen blocked their ways to make way for them. Media and people are starting to scrum so that they can talk to Mabel on what happened. Mabel, Dipper, Stan, Soos, Wendy, Candy, Grenda, Kyle and his cameraman Ed, made it inside the Mystery Shack safely. No outsiders were allowed inside the Shack for the moment, except for the MSNBC crew, who got exclusive access to what's going on inside. Dipper rested in his bedroom, with a brand new shirt and vest on. He told everyone what happened while Pacifica held him back at the Northwest Manor. He told them that he had no idea that he was kidnapped. All he knew is that he just followed them to the exit, then something hit his head. He just thought that a microphone just hit his head, but the blow was hard, so he went unconscious for a while, and when he woke up, he was in Pacifica's bed in chains. Then, Stan and Mabel decided to address everyone outside about Dipper's current condition. So, Mabel told Dipper to rest and sleep while they address everyone outside. Everyone started to leave Dipper in his room so that he could rest. Mabel, Stan, Candy, Kyle and Ed went outside to address everyone who is outside, waiting for answers. They went to the stage at the Mystery Shack's porch and everyone outside ran and start to scrum again. The media were the first to notice them, so they scrumed to the stage. Luckily, the police controlled the situation and they went on to the benches.
After they have addressed the media and the fans, the band went back inside the Shack and they've decided to have a sleepover in the Shack, to celebrate their victory in all. They also invited Kyle to join them, but he has to leave early, so, he left. They all went around the Shack, finding some things for their sleepover. While Dipper is resting upstairs, they all went on to celebrate their victory with some games and a night-long marathon of Duck-tective on their DVR. All of them decided to play Truth or Dare (but I will not tell you what happened that time!). While they are watching Duck-tective, some fell asleep. All of them are asleep a few hours later, with the TV still open.
It's 10:00 in the morning and everyone is still hungover from the night and still asleep. Dipper was the first to wake up. He came down the stairs, only to find popcorn, Pitt Cola, and a bunch of snoozed bodies. He saw the TV still open, so he turned it off, lucky to not disturb everyone in the living room. As he is preparing breakfast for everyone, a letter came into the door. He picked it up and placed it on the table, and he decided to read it after he is done with breakfast. After he's done, he went to Stan's office quietly and grabbed Stan's letter opener, and quietly ran downstairs. Luckily, no one woke up as he went to Stan's office. Then he quietly went back to the kitchen and opened the letter that came in while he's preparing breakfast. He was shocked on what was in it. It was an invitation. An invitation for them to perform at the 2012 G-40 Summit welcome dinner in Portland. Luckily, he didn't scream, or he'll wake everyone up. He wanted to surprise them with the news. At exactly 10:30am, everyone woke up, smelling that pleasant morning smell. They knew that someone made them breakfast while they are asleep. As they went to the dining room, only to find Dipper reading a newspaper. They are all so amazed to Dipper's cooking skills. He made some eggs, bacon, fried rice, hotdogs, and some coffee. They all went to the table, excited to taste Dipper's breakfast menu. They all liked Dipper's cooking and they all enjoyed the breakfast that morning. Before they could leave the table, Dipper wanted to announce something, something that will shock them. They all wondered what was it, then, Dipper then officially announced that they are invited to perform at the 2012 G-40 Summit welcome dinner in Portland. This shocked everyone, to the fact that their post-GFSC career is going to the next level. They are performing infront of 40 world leaders around the world. Plus, they will have a chance to meet the president of the United States. They all agreed to the invitation and they wrote them a reply letter, that they would love to perform at the welcome dinner of the G-40 summit.
The 2012 G-40 Summit will be held in a few weeks. That's plenty of time for them to prepare. They have planned what are they going to wear, what gimmicks they want in order to surprise them all, what songs they should perform and what accessories they should put. They also didn't waste the moment to practice for the most awesome performance the G-40 has seen in a few years.
Part 8: The Welcome DinnerEdit
It's the day of the 2012 G-40 Summit. And this year, it's going to be held in Portland. 40 world leaders from all around the globe have gathered in Portland to discuss some political and economic issues. The summit meeting is going to be held at the famous Oregon Convention Center, while the International Media Center of the summit is at the Peter Stott Center at the Portland State University. The welcome dinner, which Mabel and the Love Patrol Alpha will be performing, is at the Moda Center, home of the NBA Portland Trail Blazers. Here are the various world leaders who are scheduled to be in the summit. (NOTE: The story is set in 2012. These world leaders are in office since 2012.)
|Australia||Prime Minister||Julia Gillard|
|Austria||Federal Chancellor||Werner Faymann|
|Belgium||Prime Minister||Charles Michel|
|Bosnia & Herzegovina||High Representative||Valentin Inzco|
|Brunei||Sultan/Prime Minister||Hassanal Bolkiah|
|Canada||Prime Minister||Stephen Harper|
|Estonia||Prime Minister||Taavi Rõivas|
|Finland||Prime Minister||Juha Sipilä|
|Germany||Federal Chancellor||Angela Merkel|
|Greece||Prime Minister||Antonis Samaras|
|Hong Kong||Chief Executive||CY Leung|
|Iceland||Prime Minister||Sigmundur Davíð Gunnlaugsson|
|Italy||Prime Minister||Mario Monti|
|Japan||Prime Minister||Yoshihiko Noda|
|Latvia||Prime Minister||Laimdota Straujuma|
|Malaysia||Prime Minister||Najib Razak|
|Netherlands||Prime Minister||Mark Rutte|
|New Zealand||Prime Minister||John Key|
|Norway||Prime Minister||Ema Solberg|
|Papua New Guinea||Prime Minister||Peter O'Neill|
|Singapore||Prime Minister||Lee Hsien Loong|
|South Korea||President||Park Geun-hye|
|Spain||President of the Government||Mariano Rajoy|
|Sweden||Prime Minister||Stefan Löfven|
|Taiwan||Special Representative||Vincent Siew|
|Thailand||Prime Minister||Yingluck Shinawatra|
|United Kingdom||Prime Minister||David Cameron|
|United States||President||Barack Obama|
|Vietnam||President||Trương Tấn Sang|
While they have invited 8 non-member nations to the summit:
|Argentina||President||Cristina Fernández de Kirchner|
|Denmark||Prime Minister||Helle Thorning-Schmidt|
|India||Prime Minister||Manmohan Singh|
|Ireland||President||Michael D. Higgins|
|Lithuania||Prime Minister||Andrius Kubilius|
|Saudi Arabia||King/Prime Minister||Abdullah|
|South Africa||President||Jacob Zuma|
|Turkey||Prime Minister||Recep Tayyip Erdoğan|
All of these world leaders landed to the Portland International Airport on or a couple of days before the day of the summit. And so as the performers in the welcome dinner at Moda Center, including Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Mariah Carey, the cast of the Nickelodeon TV show, Victorious, and last but not the least, the Love Patrol Alpha. As the band and other performers landed on the airport, on an American Airlines flight 816, they all went to the 5-star hotel, where they, and some of the world leaders are staying for the week.
On the day of the summit, the world leaders gathered at the Oregon Convention Center to begin the summit meeting, which began at exactly 2:00 in the afternoon. They have discussed some political, economic and business issues. Fast forward, after the meeting in the Oregon Convention Center, the world leaders returned to their hotels to prepare for the welcome dinner prepared at the Moda Center. The arena has been transformed into the most prestige dining halls the world has seen. The performers all came early to the arena to prepare for their performances. The Love Patrol Alpha is also ready to entertain the 48 world leaders in the arena.
They are going to perform last and they are going to sing "Waterloo" by ABBA and their GFSC winning entry. Meanwhile, Taylor Swift, is going to sing "Everything Has Changed", while Katy Perry is going to sing "Wide Awake". Mariah Carey will be performing Whitney Houston's, "I Will Always Love You", and the cast of Victorious is going to sing the songs, "Beggin' On Your Knees", and "Don't You (Forget About Me)" with one of its cast members, Ariana Grande, opening their act with a rendition of the Mariah Carey hit, "Emotions".
On the night of the dinner, the 48 world leaders came to the arena, transported inside black cars, with the roads of the complex placed with red carpets and spotlights. A large screen was placed in front of the arena, welcoming the world leaders to the complex. The song "Take It Off" by Ke$ha and a mashup of the songs "Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears and "BO$$" by Fifth Harmony played as the world leaders approach the entrance of the arena, to give it a fancy mood. As the world leaders enter the arena, they were greeted by President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama, and they all gathered for the annual family picture. As the leaders came to their respective tables, Obama started to give a speech to the leaders, then, waiters came out and started to serve food to the guests. Then, Meryl Streep introduced Taylor Swift , and Taylor started to perform, then Gwen Stefani introduced Katy Perry, as she begins, then Beyonce introduced Mariah Carey. The stage for the performances was decorated to make it look like the Liberty Island in New York City. After the guests are done eating, they start to enjoy the rest of the cultural presentation with Oprah Winfrey introducing the Victorious cast, as they start to get on stage and begin performing. But, before that, Ariana Grande opened their act with Mariah's "Emotions", then Victoria Justice and the rest of the cast came to the stage to start their act.
As the Victorious cast is done with their act, the Love Patrol Alpha are starting to get final preparations. The world leaders have no idea that the band will be performing. A few days after Mabel's victory at the Gravity Falls Song Contest, some world leaders congratulated her on Twitter, wishing her more on her career. As the band is all prepared for the last performance of the night, the other performers went to a blank table and sat as they watch the performance. Ellen DeGeneres, one of the hosts of the Gravity Falls Song Contest, went to the Liberty Island stage and introduced the band. "Our last and final performer of the night is one of the most inspiring bands of this generation. This band has won the 1st ever edition of the Gravity Falls Song Contest, held in a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, just a few miles away from Portland. The band has won that contest fair and square. The lead vocalist of the band is an inspiration to so many people in the West Coast of the United States. The band has been a victim of bullying and discrimination by the rich and wealthy, and after they have won, they have shown that no matter how much you have been belittled and bullied by the wealthy and powerful, you will always be the winner you see in yourself. We have saved the best for last for you tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you, the Love Patrol Alpha!" Ellen said to her introduction. As Mabel and the band are backstage, Mabel broke down a little bit, as her heart was warmed to Ellen's introduction to them. As they heard their cue, the band walked to the stage and they started performing. First, they performed the English version of "Waterloo" by ABBA, then they performed "Heroes" and "Taking Over Midnight", the songs that made them appear in front of the most powerful world leaders in the planet.
After they performed, the world leaders clapped for them. No one cheered because they don't want to ruin a very classy dinner. The band bowed after their performance, with the other performers joining them for the final bow of the G-40 Summit Welcome Dinner performers. The other performers congratulated them for their successful performance. The world leaders continued clapping, then, a person rushed to the stage and said "You bitch!" as she starts to beat up Mabel. Then, the security forces in the arena rushed to the stage to control the situation. They held Pacifica, while Dipper, Stan and the other performers helped Mabel up. Her nose was bleeding with blood, and scars appeared on her face, with blood starting to appear. "You bitch!" The person said to Mabel, while she removes her wig, revealing that it's Pacifica. "You insecure, stupid, failure-faced bitch! You don't deserve to win. You don't deserve to perform in front of these world leaders. You don't deserve anything at all! Do you know who really deserves all of these? Huh? Me! Me! I deserve to get all what you're getting. Because I'm the most richest of the rich! You don't deserve anything, and do you know why? BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MOST SILLIEST AND THE MOST STUPIDEST BITCH ALIVE!!" Pacifica said, while the cops are taking her outside. Mabel can't believe Pacifica would do that. She can't believe that Pacifica humiliated her in front of 48 world leaders in the arena. Then, the band returned back to their dressing room. As they got there, Dipper called 911, as Candy and Grenda are trying to give first aid to Mabel. While inside, someone knocked to their door. Dipper thought that it was the paramedics, so he opened the door, revealing that it's not them, but it's the First Lady. She wants to talk to Mabel in private, so, Dipper asked everyone to go outside as Michelle Obama wants to talk to Mabel. They all went outside and they closed the door, with Michelle locking it. They have no idea what are they talking about. They tried looking in the peephole, but unfortunately, no one can read lips, but as they can see from their facial expressions, they can see that Michelle is very concerned while talking to Mabel. Then, a media crew and the paramedics came to them. "Paramedics. You called?" One of the paramedics asked. "Yes, but the patient is inside, talking to the First Lady." Dipper said to them. "Okay, we can wait." they said to him. Then, a media crew from Washington D.C. came to them. "I'm Harold Flowers from the Washington Post. Is your friend inside?" he asked. "Yes, our lead vocalist, Mabel Pines, is inside, talking to the First Lady." Dipper answered. "Okay, now, can we ask you a few questions while we wait for her?" Harold asked them. "Sure thing. I could use some entertainment while I wait for her." Dipper answered. While they are waiting for Mabel, the other performers, including the presenters, Meryl Streep, Gwen Stefani, Beyonce, Oprah Winfrey and Ellen DeGeneres, came backstage and they also waited there. They all have no idea what's happening. They thought that the paramedics are inside the dressing room of the Love Patrol Alpha and they are putting Mabel on a stretcher, but they cannot tell. While everybody is backstage, the world leaders talked while they are on their tables. Some of them left the arena and returned to their hotels. Cameras also came backstage to check on Mabel's condition.
While everyone backstage is waiting, the doors to the dressing room of Love Patrol Alpha opened, with Michelle coming out. Michelle came to Dipper and Stan. The cameramen there are trying to get their cameras on Michelle Obama. "I can't tell you what we have talked about. It will be our little secret. But, uh, before I could leave, I would like to give you this." Michelle said, a while she hands out an envelope to Dipper. He opened the envelope, revealing that it is an invitation. "What is this, Mrs. Obama?" Dipper asked. "It's an invitation. You, Mabel and your band will be performing for this year's Miss Planet pageant in Las Vegas. You will be performing in front of fashion fanatics and while the final top 10 finalists are modelling in their evening gowns. I will be there because I will be performing also as well. See you then." she said as she leaves the backstage. The band was left shocked to the news. Then, they went back inside, with Harold from the Washington Post and the paramedics. Mabel is resting in the sofa. The paramedics are trying to give Mabel first aid, so that they could rush her to the nearest hospital. The entire gang was speechless. They don't want to interrupt Mabel's quiet rest. They are also speechless to the face that they will be performing at the Miss Planet 2012. They can't believe that the First Lady would pick them to sing a song in front of thousands of fans wanting their representative to win the one of the most prestigious pageants in the world. Then, Ellen DeGeneres and Taylor Swift came inside. They found out what happened and they saw the invitation still open in Dipper's hands. They grabbed the invitation, without Dipper noticing, and they have read everything. Then, Ellen and Taylor followed the band as they follow the paramedics outside where Mabel's ambulance is waiting, with the invitation still in their hands. Everyone, is outside, watching as the remaining world leaders leave for their hotels and Mabel's resting body is being put in the ambulance. The band, including Ellen and Taylor went to the ambulance and watched as the paramedics close the doors of the car and drive away. As the ambulance leaves, Taylor brought back the invitation to Dipper and she said that she wants to collaborate with them to perform a song in the Miss Galaxy pageant.
The entire gang went to the car and they all went to the most nearest hospital, where one ambulance is parked outside, which means, they have arrived successfully. The gang all went inside the hospital, and they asked the person-in-charge if they could see Mabel, but she said that Mabel's in the ER, getting the best treatment there is. Then, the entire gang all went to the nearest seats and sat there for like 30 minutes, until the person-in-charge said that they can see Mabel in her hospital room. Mabel sufferred from slight blood loss, nose bleed and a severe back injury. When everyone was in the room, they all saw Mabel, resting in the hospital bed. As they opened the lights to her room, Mabel woke up, happy to see the gang, and no idea that she is in the hospital. Dipper came to her and explained everything to her. He even told her that their band was chosen to perform at the Miss Planet 2012 pageant. Mabel was shocked, and she called the gang to gather for a group hug. She was happy that she survived. After the group hug, she asked Stan if he could admit her out of the hospital by morning, because she doesn't want to be late for the musician's summit. The doctor came in to her room and he said that Mabel will be subjected to a number of tests before she can leave the hospital. The doctor also said that the tests will be done before the summit would begin. This is good news for Mabel, but the doctor also said that it may take long, but it depends on the schedule he has. Because of that, Mabel is worried. But, Dipper told her that Taylor Swift went to them after her ambulance left and she asked them is she could go with them, in which they accepted. Mabel's worries lowered as she knew that there is a friend who can take over for her while she's in hospital.
Part 9: The PageantEdit
7,000 people from all around the world gathered at The AXIS auditorium in Las Vegas to watch the 2012 Miss Planet pageant. 50 contestants competed for the title of Miss Planet 2012, including those contestants coming from Argentina, Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Brazil, Brunei, Canada, China, Colombia, Croatia, Curaçao, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Indonesia, India, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Luxembourg, Malaysia, Mexico, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Papua New Guinea, Peru, Philippines, Russia, Serbia, Singapore, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Chinese Taipei, Thailand, Turkey, Ukraine, United Kingdom, United States, Venezuela, and Vietnam. The First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama, was also in attendance, along with her children. The President of the United States cannot make it to the pageant night due to his hectic schedule, so, he had the Secretary of State to be his special representative to the pageant.
Everyone is ready for the pageant, including the host, the participants, the audience, the judges, everything, including the performers, which are Ellie Goulding, Taylor Swift, and of course, the Love Patrol Alpha.
And speaking of Love Patrol Alpha, Mabel was released from the Portland hospital early before their flight to Las Vegas leaves in the afternoon. The band was able to practice early at Planet Hollywood, a few hours before the pageant started, with Mabel having ordered to take several breaks and a few drinks of water to regain her blood supply before she could perform, so that she won't faint duirng her performance.
As the show started, the 50 contestants introduced themselves and the country they're representing, dressed in their national costumes. Then, the host, revealed the top 15 contestants, which is composed of Brazil, Australia, Greece, Italy, Philippines, Canada, the United States, China, United Kingdom, Japan, Venezuela, Russia, Colombia, France, and Norway. After that, after a few second commercial break, the evening gown competition began, with a performance by Katy Perry, who performed her hit song, The One That Got Away. The top 15 contestants went to the stage dressed in their best evening gown. The audience cheered as their home country is called and their representative took the stage by storm. Then, a few minutes after Katy's performance, the host announced the top 10 contestants, which composed of the United States, Colombia, Japan, Norway, Australia, Italy, China, France, Philippines, and Venezuela.
Then, the swimsuit competition began. The remaining 10 contestants modelled on the stage in their best swimsuit outfit, with Taylor Swift performing her hit songs, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together and I Knew You Were Trouble. While the swimsuit competition is currently taking place, the band is getting ready backstage for their performance, they saw the ladies run the stage in their best swimsuit. Everyone in the audience enjoyed the competition, including the band who are watching the pageant from backstage while waiting for their cue. They will be performing as an interval act after the question-and-answer portion of the contest. Then, the host called on the top 5 contestants who will be advancing to the Q&A portion. The top 5 contestants were France, Colombia, Philippines, Australia, and of course, the United States. Then, the Q&A portion began, with the top 5 countries answering questions from the judges, which focuses on environmental, political, and advocacy issues. All of them answered the questions very wisely and beautifully. Then, before the host could reveal the top 3 contestants, the Love Patrol Alpha started to perform. Of course, what song they would perform, but their GFSC winning entry. They performed while the judges are finalizing the results. By the way, the judges are: singer Ariana Grande, actress Elizabeth Gillies, and YouTubers Colleen Evans, GloZell Green and Zoe Sugg.
And so, after Mabel and the Love Patrol Alpha rocked the Miss Planet stage with their unforgettable performance, Mabel and everyone in the band went backstage and quickly prepared themselves as they will watch the coronation in a reserved row for the performers, so that they could watch the pageant. All of the performers went to their seats in the audience and they're just in time as the host is about to announce the final three contestants, which is the United States, Colombia and the Philippines. After he announced the final three, he then went to the final question for the final three, and that is "Why do you want to be Miss Planet?" and the three contestants answered that question gratefully. Then, Mabel and the band are so excited to hear who won Miss Planet 2012. They hoped that Miss Planet USA will win the crown. Then, the host came to the stage to reach the judges' final verdict. The 2nd runner-up was the United States, which made the band so disappointed, but they can accept the contestant's failure, so they didn't care about USA going 2nd place. Then, the host is ready to announce the winner of Miss Planet 2012, and it was...Colombia! The Colombian audience cheered and clapped like there's no tomorrow. The Colombian contestant accepted the bouquet of flowers and the crown for Miss Planet. She was letting out her tears of joy, waving to the audience after hearing that she won Miss Planet, when suddenly the host was mistaken to the announcement. Actually, Colombia is only 1st runner-up and he announced that the real Miss Planet 2012 is the Philippines. The Filipino contestant was shocked, and confused at the same time, but mostly shocked that she won Miss Planet. She didn't believe that she actually won what her country is waiting for decades. The American contestant told her that she won and she hugged her, and the Turkish representative encouraged her to go in front of the stage to claim her crown, which is crowned to the wrong winner. Then, the past winner of Miss Planet, which is also Colombian, tried to control the pressure between the two ladies, who are both confused about what just happened. And then, the host tried to control the situation in the pageant, as he apologized to the audience for the horrible mistake that he had done. He then did the right thing to show the card, which contains the correct placements of the top 3. He then ended the show by apologizing to the angry audience, and saying that it was still an amazing evening. As he left the stage, the audience is still shocked and angry.
Mabel, Dipper, Stan, Soos, Wendy, Candy and Grenda are also shocked. They are confused to what is going to happen next. They thought it's going to be either having a tie or removing the crown to the Colombian contestant and placing it to the rightful winner. They know that taking away something that someone has already have and giving it to someone else is a horrible thing one has to do, so, they then watched the entire ending, where the past winner removed the crown to the Colombian representative and she placed it on top of the Filipino representative's head, which ended the TV broadcast of the pageant. Then, the other participants rushed in front of the stage and they tried to comfort the Colombian representative, who is crying while shocked. The Filipino representative tried to get into her while the other participants are comforting her but she changed her mind and she went backstage instead. Mabel and the band tried to get on stage and talk to the Colombian representative, but because of the huge crowd of contestants in the stage, they changed their minds as well and they went out of the auditorium and they tried to talk to any Miss Planet contestant or a judge member about what just happened, but they got nothing. As they leave the auditorium, they are still shocked and confused, but that didn't hinder the fact that they rocked Las Vegas with their recognizable performance.
As of then, after they've rocked Las Vegas, numerous pageant organizers, concert organizers, and award-giving bodies have asked them to perform in their ceremonies. And that is the beginning of the historical and amazing legacy of the Love Patrol Alpha.
|Stories by AlDubUGrande (formerly Beckoliver.marron)|
|They Cannot Separate Us (2014) • The Gravity Falls Song Contest (2015) • The Love Patrol Alpha: Live In Paris (2015) • A Boy Named Dipper Pines (2016)|